Yeah I know it's supposed
to be Room 101 but this is an in-joke for those of us who were at Psion when
the 101st version of the Series 5 ROM was supposed to be the bug-free final
release. It wasn't.
Anyway here are the worst
things in the world.
The top three:
A few more:
- Waking up in the middle
of the night, going down for a drink of milk, and finding one of the cats
has left me: a) a small pile of cold sick to step in, b) a dead mouse on the
floor, c) live worms on the floor
Waking up in the middle of the night, going down for a drink of milk, and
finding that the milk has leaked all over the bottom of the fridge
- Milk puddings
- Instant coffee
- Caffreys and other similar
Morris Cerullo and his ilk
Modern dance "music"
Shit & stink in the streets
People who don't put salt in the water when they're cooking potatoes / pasta
People whose jobs require them to wear humiliating uniforms (MacDonalds/Burger
King waiters & waitresses, Haringey's traffic wardens
The Travelcard "gauntlet" of street drinkers/ticket touts that I
have to run each night and morning at Seven Sisters station
The three most overrated albums
Side Of The Moon
Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
number three: The Queen Is Dead. Haven't decided on a final one yet. Nominations,
anyone? In fact to tell you the truth I haven't even heard "The Queen
is Dead" but Morrissey and Sinead O'Connor are probably numbers 4 and
five in the world's worst things so it'll do for now.